Random but Good Questions

Have you ever had a question that no one really thinks about, or one nobody could really answer? Some of these questions actually end up being good ones. My friends and I put together a list of some of those questions that really make you think.

1. Why does toothpaste say you'll get better results if you squeeze from the bottom?
2. Why do we drive on the parkway and park in a driveway?
3. Why do people say, "I slept like a baby," when babies wake up every two hours?
4. Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face but stick their heads out of a moving car's window?
5. When do you become important enough to be assassinated and not just murdered?
6. If you can't spell, something won't it be a little difficult to find it in a dictionary?
7. Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
8. How do you draw a blank?
9. If you rush to buy something that is on sale, are you really saving money?
10. Why does putting batteries in the freezer supposedly make them last longer?
11. Why is the alphabet in the order that it's in?
12. What is the Hokey Pokey actually about?
13. How far East can you go before heading West?
14. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
15. Why is vanilla ice cream white if vanilla extract is brown?
16. How did the funny bone get its name if when you hit it, it's not funny?
17. Do you yawn in your sleep?
18. Why do people say, "heads up," when you should duck?
19. If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
20. Why are there holes in crackers?
21. Why are women and men shoe sizes different?
22. What is the color of a mirror?
23. If we say, "It's Greek to me," what do Greeks say?
24. Why is a round pizza in a square box?
25. Why is a boxing ring a square?
26. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Just some random questions. Can you answer any of them?